It's Monday, and that means tonight at mindnight U.S. Eastern time, Eat My Shorts! goes live for sale at Smashwords! To celebrate the day, I wanted to bring you more quotes and fun facts to tempt your palate and tickle your fancy. If you missed Part One, here's a link! So, since my last post … Continue reading Eat My Shorts! Quotes and Fun Facts pt. 2
J.S.! Have you lost your ever-loving MIND?!?!? Me: Uh. Have ya MET me? Why on EARTH would you tell readers to eat your shorts??? Don't you think that's kind of...yanno...insulting? Me: Well, to be fair, I MIGHT think that...except, unlike SOME people who seem to think readers need big red crayons to perceive the painfully … Continue reading Eat My Shorts! Quotes and Fun Facts pt. 1
Good evening, little one. Melissa's breath caught as the chat window opened. After half an hour and two glasses of wine to help pass the time, he was finally here. Not nearly as "here" as she wished he was, but Brian traveled on business a lot and she had long since accepted, more or less, … Continue reading #MasturbationMonday: Denial of Service
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