First Chapter Friday: Dusk

It's Friday, and that means I have another first chapter for you! This time, I'm pleased to present a book which was notable both for its inception and for the process it went through from first publication to finally being realized as a single, standalone volume, as it was intended. Dusk started life at the … Continue reading First Chapter Friday: Dusk

In Defense of “Cum”

In the past week, I've noticed a number of very interesting and important debates brewing in Romancelandia. Questions about: HEA/HFN and whether they're REALLY, yanno, a requirement for romance. Spoiler: YES! This is literally day 0.0001 knowledge for writing a proper romance. Everything else is pretty much up for grabs, but happily-ever-after or AT LEAST … Continue reading In Defense of “Cum”

#GETLOUD! or “Here, Let Me Fix That For Ya!”

WARNING! Please DO NOT read this post while eating, drinking, smoking or otherwise engaging in any activity which may pose a choking, crashing or other safety hazard. Also, I strongly suggest having an airsickness bag or other device close at hand. Management is not responsible for any choking, mishap, accident, death or near-death experiences or … Continue reading #GETLOUD! or “Here, Let Me Fix That For Ya!”

A World Without Words: An Open Letter to The New York Daily News

I'd like you, gentle reader, to take a moment and imagine something really horrific. Imagine a world where words are the only accepted form of currency. Your ability to secure food, shelter, meet people, fall in love, raise a family, share the joys and heartaches of being connected to humanity are quite literally bought and … Continue reading A World Without Words: An Open Letter to The New York Daily News

Cocky Motherfucker

This is a flash fiction written in direct response to the #cockygate scandal I wrote about yesterday. It's got plenty of kinky fuckery, some of which some people may find a bit triggering, including face slapping, anal sex, humiliation/degradation and bondage. If this doesn't appeal to you, please DO NOT READ FURTHER! If you enjoy it, please give a yell and let me know! If your name happens to be Faleena Hopkins and you think for a MICROSECOND I give a shit about your ridiculous bullying tactics, send me a C&D notice and then hold my beer. #byefaleena!

So…THAT Happened…

WARNING! Kindly refrain from eating, drinking, smoking or otherwise engaging in any behavior which may precipitate a choking, cardiac or stroke hazard while reading this post. Management will not be responsible for any injury, death or near-death experiences or events caused by your viewing of same. This is going to be a long post, but … Continue reading So…THAT Happened…

On Fucking Up

A man took his little boy by the hand and went on a stroll about the town. As they went, the man, an architect and builder, pointed out the things he'd built. "Son," said he, pointing into the town, "I built a hundred o' these houses with me own two hands. But do they call … Continue reading On Fucking Up

Oh, How the Mighty Have Fallen!

Well...well...well. I never in a million years thought I'd be the kind of person who'd have health apps on my phone. In fact, I'm pretty firmly in the camp that believes such apps are the pure and sole province of masochists and people with too fucking much time on their hands and insufficient hobbies. And … Continue reading Oh, How the Mighty Have Fallen!