Eat My Shorts! Quotes and Fun Facts pt. 1

J.S.! Have you lost your ever-loving MIND?!?!? Me: Uh. Have ya MET me? Why on EARTH would you tell readers to eat your shorts??? Don't you think that's kind of...yanno...insulting? Me: Well, to be fair, I MIGHT think that...except, unlike SOME people who seem to think readers need big red crayons to perceive the painfully … Continue reading Eat My Shorts! Quotes and Fun Facts pt. 1

#MasturbationMonday: Pretty Kitten

"Mrowl." In some dim, far-off recess of my brain, I heard Brenda, but the words on the computer monitor held the lion's share of my attention. "Mrroowwll..." A light but insistent series of thumps against my leg signaled she was losing patience and wanted attention. Shaken out of my screen-induced trance, I smiled. She could … Continue reading #MasturbationMonday: Pretty Kitten